BREAKING: Police Busted a Nut – Investigation Underway

In a wild turn of events, local police busted a nut during what was supposed to be a routine inspection of an abandoned warehouse in downtown Springfield.

Eyewitnesses report hearing strange noises followed by what one officer described as “an unexpected release of tension.” While details remain classified, authorities have confirmed that “yes, police busted a fat nut – in the most literal sense imaginable.”

“We’re trained for a lot,” said Officer John Doe. “But nothing could’ve prepared us for that.”

Officials are reviewing bodycam footage to understand exactly how things escalated. Sources say even veteran officers needed “a moment of silence” after the scene.

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