US military reveals new weapon

After more than a decade of top-secret development and over $4.2 billion in funding, the US military has finally unveiled its most advanced weapon to date: a state-of-the-art combat wheelchair equipped with a high-speed minigun.

Dubbed “Project Rolling Thunder,” this weaponized mobility unit is designed for maximum efficiency, firepower, and portability. It’s fully equipped to handle close-quarter battles, urban warfare, and — according to leaked documents — even supermarket shootouts if necessary.

Engineers say the gun-chair combo can reach speeds of up to 15 mph while maintaining perfect aim, thanks to advanced gyroscopic stabilizers and military-grade cup holders.

One insider claimed: “It’s like John Wick meets Mario Kart — but deadlier.”

With military spending at an all-time high, officials are confident this will revolutionize future conflicts. The Pentagon has already placed an order for 20,000 units.

Whether you’re storming a battlefield or trying to get the last PS6 at Walmart — the future of warfare is… seated.

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